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Graduation is a fun filled ceremony. Laughter and humor can add spice to the ceremony and grace to the ambience. Here we have a good assortment of funny graduation sayings that you can use in graduation cards or speeches to share laughter, joys and excitement associated with the feeling of being a graduate.
Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed.
Success isn’t a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire.
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that ‘individuality’ is the key to success.
The man who will use his skill and constructive imagination to see how much he can give for a dollar, instead of how little he can give for a dollar, is bound to succeed.
You are educated. Your certification is in your degree. You may think of it as the ticket to the good life. Let me ask you to think of an alternative. Think of it as your ticket to change the world.
You cannot help but learn more as you take the world into your hands. Take it up reverently, for it is an old piece of clay, with millions of thumbprints on it.
The human spirit needs to accomplish, to achieve, to triumph to be happy.
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
There is a great deal of difference between an eager man who wants to read a book and the tired man who wants a book to read.
Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe.
Time is not measured by the passing of years but by what one does, what one feels, and what one achieves.
All our dreams can come true…if we have the courage to pursue them.
I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have the party, but no one expects you to say very much."
Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world.
Some men see things as they are and ask why. Others dream things that never were and ask why not.
People will frighten you about a graduation....They use words you don't hear often... "And we wish you Godspeed." It is a warning, Godpeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices.
There is a good reason they call these ceremonies ‘commencement exercises’. Graduation is not the end, it’s the beginning.
To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you too may one day be president of the United States.
Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men.
I have teenagers. Pray for me.
If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
School’s out, Memories past, Don’t ever doubt, Our friendship will last.
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